missedconnectionsmpls

Bearded Boy - w4m - 26 (mpls - uptown)

Date: 2009-12-06, 10:30PM CST

I was driving down Lyndale (& 26th-ish?) this afternoon and you were walking. Alone. Well, with your beard. You were very great looking and I wanted to honk, pick you up, and throw you in the front seat. But I got nervous. Why? Because what if you had a girlfriend? Or a WIFE? That would have been awkward.

RE: Bearded Boy - w4m - 26 (mpls - uptown)

Date: 2009-12-07, 10:06AM CST

Could you give a bit more than has a beard?

Thanks!

fantastic mr fox-y boots - w4m - 25 (rosedale amc)

Date: 2009-12-06, 11:53PM CST

Friday at rosedale matinee moviez. your boots were rad and cowboyish. Also you were tall and spectacle-toting.
I was a female admirer of said boots, I was semi-recumbent on a bench, wearing a coat. And boots.
Maybe our boots could be friends. That looks like it could be an innuendo; it's not.

note on boots, they were old and worn in, and the pant was over the top of the boot so they may have had a cool pattern like the photo shows, or they could have been plain. they look like boots your rural grandfather has in his garage attic.

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Please send pic -

Saw your post.

Could you please google boots on the I-net and send me a pic of what that dude was wearing?

I would like to look cool and rad in a pair of boots too so someone will look at me.

I am serious.

Thanks if you can.

At least I will have cool boots, maybe.

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Hey! -

Hey there!

Your ad on craigs caught my attention, I am cool guy from Minneapolis / st paul. I am 25! If you`d like to chat and see my pics hit me up! Please attach some pics too

Cya
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Amanda Bailey - m4w (TML-first ave)

Date: 2009-12-06, 3:13PM CST

Ok, so you're always smoking hot, there's no doubt about that. But omg last night you were a pure bundle of sex. That striped dress you were wearing and the way you were dancing was enough to drive a man mad with desire, and then you took that shit off and had some kind of slinkier little see-through dress on and it was all I could do to contain myself. Damn, girl, you are like distilled sexiness shaking it on the dance floor.

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(Reply)

Dear man mad with desire,

What is with your missed connection post containing a full first and last name? Craigslist missed connections are for finding people you have no other way to connect with again. You know my name, you had enough time to watch my diva-licious outfit change then write a paragraph about it, so i think you had enough time to give a compliment or a friendly hand gesture vis-a-vis. You never actually specified what "and it was all i could do to contain myself" actually was, either. If you thought this would win over my heart or my "distilled" (pure?) soul, then ding-dong, you are wrong. You are a bundle of atrocious language.

if you are actually hot then meet me at the next TML-(first ave) near the light of the vending machines so I can make sure. I think around bar close is a good time, right around when they play Daft Punks "one more time". You can pay for my cab whether or not we have plans after. I don't do "personal" outfit changes on the first date by the way, but if you usually get bored of the girls you stare at wearing the same outfit for an entire night, then perhaps I can bring a nice cardigan to take off if i get too warm again, displaying another shirt. I'm not sure yet.

P.s.

The part where I mentioned my pure soul, it was fiction. WTCH KRFT MF.